1) Slow down to less than 50... so an opening on the other lane is almost available for passing.
2) Speed up to close the opening.
3) Repeat process untill desirable effect... the idiot high beams me like crazy, and preferrably gives me the finger... of course, he'd still be on my tail breathing my scented fume.
4) Plant my left foot into the brakes... keeping the right foot on the gas in case the idiot is driving a car with drum brakes.
5) Repeat steps 1~5 until I am really bored.
6) Wave out the window, kindly informing the clown that I'm done playing him like a cheap bitch.
Oh, for good measures, I will call the non-emergency line and toss them the idiot's plate number~
I've only met clowns like these a few times. Each time I got a
really good show looking out the rear mirrors~ Seeing their necks bulge and eyeballs about to pop out of the sockets... waving their birds and spitting while yelling. It's really great! Oh and the best part is the wave~ It usually pushes them over the edge and they end up doing something stupid, like ramming into parked cars or something. It happened before, and definitely will happen again in the future!
Don't be an idiot... leave some space between your car's nose and other people's ass~
DANNY