here's some real translations,
catch me if u can => 逍遙法外
http://lib.verycd.com/2003/10/02/0000000129.html top gun => 壯志凌雲 http://lib.verycd.com/2003/10/07/0000000180.html finding nemo => 海底總動員 http://lib.verycd.com/2003/09/16/0000000004.html ..... if u go to some chinese websites u can find a lot of the things in this joke to be wrong...