[Ghostling]

加油....
或許你該徵求不要那麼瘦的女生
不太搭配
還是你本身只愛吃瘦肉不愛吃肥肉?

slimmer is healthier. so she won't die before i die.

[Muccha]

but if both of u r trapped in a snow storm...u have higher chance to survive with a meatier girlfriend...

[Ghostling]

but if both of u r trapped in a snow storm...u have higher chance to survive with a meatier girlfriend...

if she's too meaty, i'd have less chance of survival if i'm trapped under my gf.

[Just Bittersweet]

聽起來你的條件很優~應該不用網路徵友了吧
你報告的真的很詳細,觀察力真強ㄋㄟ

[Ghostling]

觀察 myself? yea, I spent 25 years doing it. These little bits of details is the least I should be able to do. xD

but good girls are hard to find now days, gotta expand my search across different platforms and venues. =/

[bbtweety205]

在下現誠意徵求美麗, 溫柔, 體貼的女友一名. 年齡20-24, 女性, 需聽懂廣東話, 操國語/廣東話/英語均可. 5‘-2" 至 5’-6”高, 體重 95lb - 110lb. 需懂做飯.

在下現年25歲, 任職某大公司當清潔工人. 學歷為Grade 10 drop out. 身高5’-7", 體重 184lb. 香港出生, 操半流利英語, 半流利廣東粗口話. 樣貌似某香港性‘八’那位藝人. 現有資產總值 $377.68. 開1987年Mazda房車. 不嫖妓, 不賭博, 不抽煙, 不濫酒.

我很窮, 又很醜. 不能承諾給你什麼. 我只能給你一輩子的感激和珍惜, 還有深情的愛. 有意者請以'私人訊息'留言.

LOL!

Well...we sounded like a perfect match...my descriptions are pretty similar to yours except the female version...and i found someone...who's the unlucky guy? (haha!)

good luck!!! hahahahah! LOL!!!

[nk4749]

ㄎㄎㄎ..這篇根本是惡搞文

[ms67]

i think this is one of those rich handsom guys whose looking for true love

[Celipliz]

lol, i wonder what happened now * rolls eyes *

[冷楓]

頗搞笑的總資產 o.O"