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>有個女孩向神父告解她所犯的罪………
>Girl: Father, I have sinned.
>女孩：『神父，我有罪。』
>Preacher: What did you do, little girl?
>神父：『孩子，妳犯了什麼罪呢？』
>Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a "son of a Bitch."
>女孩：『昨天，我罵了某個男人一句：「你這個狗娘養的！」』
>Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?
>神父：『為什麼？他對妳做了什麼嗎？』
>Girl: He touched my breast.
>女孩：『他……他摸我的胸部。』
>Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)
>神父：『妳是說像這樣子嗎？』（神父伸手摸女孩的胸部）
>Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.
>女孩：（因為神父的舉動而有一些害羞）『嗯……是的。』
>Preacher: That's no reason to call him that.
>神父：『只是這樣子的話，妳沒有理由罵他啊。』
>Girl: But he also took off my cloth.
>女孩：『但是……他又把我的衣服脫掉……』
>Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)
>神父：『妳是說像這樣子嗎？』（神父動手脫掉女孩的衣服）
>Girl: Yes, that's what he did.
>女孩：『是的，是這樣子沒錯。』
>Preacher: That's still no reason to call him that.
>神父：『可是這樣子，妳還是沒有理由罵他啊。』
>Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...
>女孩：『然後……他把他的……那個……放到我的……那個……裡面……』
>Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this?(Andyou-know-what)
>神父：（奸笑貌）『妳是說像這樣子嗎？』（神父和女孩就那個那個了）
>Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that's what he did...
>女孩：（數分鐘後）『喔……是的……就是這樣子………』
>Preacher: My dear girl, that's still no reason to call him a...
>神父：『我親愛的孩子，就算是這樣，妳還是沒有理由罵他「你這個………」』
>Girl: But he had AIDS!!
>女孩：『但是他有 AIDS 呀！！！』
>Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!
>神父吼道：『那個狗娘養的！』


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