[hellochenny]

Men Are Hard To Pleased
男人很難取悅!!

The problems with GUYS:
男人的問題是：

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
如果妳對他好，他說妳愛上他了．

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
對他不好，他說妳驕傲．

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
如果妳穿得很漂亮，他說你企圖誘惑他．

If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
如果不，他說妳是鄉下來的

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
如果跟他理論，他說妳固執

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
如果妳沈默，他說妳沒大腦！

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
如果妳比他聰明，他沒面子

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
如果他比你聰明，他很棒！

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
如果妳不愛他，他想擁有妳

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
如果妳愛他，他試著離開妳．

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
如果妳不跟他做愛，他說妳不愛他

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
如果跟他做，他說你是賤貨！

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
如果妳告訴他妳的問題，他說妳麻煩

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
如果不，他說妳不信任他

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
如果妳罵他，妳好像他奶媽

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
如果他罵妳，是表示他“關心”妳

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
如果妳沒有守承諾，妳是不可信的人

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
如果他不守承諾，他是不得已的

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
如果妳吸煙，妳是壞女人

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
如果他吸煙，他是紳士

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
如果妳考試成績好，他說是運氣

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
如果他考得好，他說是實力！

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
如果妳傷害他，表示妳很殘忍

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
如果他傷害妳，表示妳太敏感而且太難取悅！

[Error604]

LOL

only few things are right
rest are not

[qazwsx1014]

最初由 hellochenny 發表
Men Are Hard To Pleased
男人很難取悅!!

The problems with GUYS:
男人的問題是：

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
如果妳對他好，他說妳愛上他了．

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
對他不好，他說妳驕傲．

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
如果妳穿得很漂亮，他說你企圖誘惑他．

If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
如果不，他說妳是鄉下來的

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
如果跟他理論，他說妳固執

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
如果妳沈默，他說妳沒大腦！

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
如果妳比他聰明，他沒面子

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
如果他比你聰明，他很棒！

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
如果妳不愛他，他想擁有妳

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
如果妳愛他，他試著離開妳．

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
如果妳不跟他做愛，他說妳不愛他

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
如果跟他做，他說你是賤貨！

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
如果妳告訴他妳的問題，他說妳麻煩

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
如果不，他說妳不信任他

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
如果妳罵他，妳好像他奶媽

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
如果他罵妳，是表示他“關心”妳

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
如果妳沒有守承諾，妳是不可信的人

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
如果他不守承諾，他是不得已的

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
如果妳吸煙，妳是壞女人

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
如果他吸煙，他是紳士

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
如果妳考試成績好，他說是運氣

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
如果他考得好，他說是實力！

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
如果妳傷害他，表示妳很殘忍

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
如果他傷害妳，表示妳太敏感而且太難取悅！

這些說法也是因人而異吧
又不是全天下ㄉ男人都是那一種
:shakehead :blast:

[Allen]

Too many , I can not face any of the words directly

[Majestic]

u're 100% right

[Mr. 7777777]

most of the things are wrong

[Error604]

Men Are Alrite To Be Pleased!

The things with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he might think that u are IN LOVE with him; which is good, coz hes sensitive

If u Don't, he thinks he doesnt understand you.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u hot and has a good taste in dressing;

If u Don't, only some of them might say u are from KAMPUNG.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are fun to talk with;

If u keep QUIET, he thinks you are sophiscated.

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT guy u dont wanna miss.

If you don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(only jerks)

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him(only guys with bad intentions)

If u do!! why would he thinks you are cheap?

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he thinks you treat him as a close friend.

If u don't, he says that u dont trust him.(maybe)

If u OVER SCOLDS him, you are like a Nanny to him.

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.(just like you)

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

If he BREAKS his, you dont need to trust him.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

If he SMOKES, he is bad boy too.

If u do WELL in your exams, he thinks you are hardworking

If he does WELL, you should feel happy for him too

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;

If he HURTS u, hes a DICK

[aRaShi520]

最初由 Error604 發表
Men Are Alrite To Be Pleased!

The things with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he might think that u are IN LOVE with him; which is good, coz hes sensitive

If u Don't, he thinks he doesnt understand you.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u hot and has a good taste in dressing;

If u Don't, only some of them might say u are from KAMPUNG.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are fun to talk with;

If u keep QUIET, he thinks you are sophiscated.

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT guy u dont wanna miss.

If you don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(only jerks)

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him(only guys with bad intentions)

If u do!! why would he thinks you are cheap?

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he thinks you treat him as a close friend.

If u don't, he says that u dont trust him.(maybe)

If u OVER SCOLDS him, you are like a Nanny to him.

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.(just like you)

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

If he BREAKS his, you dont need to trust him.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

If he SMOKES, he is bad boy too.

If u do WELL in your exams, he thinks you are hardworking

If he does WELL, you should feel happy for him too

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;

If he HURTS u, hes a DICK

Yep~ if he HURTS u .. just kick his cock

[twboy]

wow, whoever wrote this is very very critical.....

[cat0224]

JUST互相尊重吧
不要因為在一起久了
就認為對方為自己做的一切都是理所當然的